Epic long blog entry

By Leyla's request, I am writing a loooooooooooooooooooooooooong entry. Joy. So, first on today's agenda:


THE QUEEN.

Queenie, oh how I hate you. It's a shame that when you came to Derby, you missed me shouting "Prince Phillip got me up the duff" and "Death to the monarchy". You hats are annoying. So is your voice. Please die now, I'm bored of you.


SECONDARY SCHOOL SLUTS

I hate you all too, you fucking skanks. Although, the hours of entertainment I get from smearing your makeup, ripping out your hair extensions and watching you waddle after me with your huuuuge baby bumps is a good enough reason for me not to exterminate you all.


POKEMON

On HG/SS, their is a swimmer called Elmo and the rival says "Why so serious?" That is all. OH AND IT IS FUCKING ORGASMIC. Ok, that really is all.


JOSH

He fucks with my head. The fucker. Stupid cunt. ><


REIRA

Chu know I still love you, you muppet. I miss chu, we have to get stoned together sometime!!!!! Naked wedding = brilliant idea.


VARIOUS OTHER FRIENDS

I love talking to you all, chilling with you all and blazing with you all. XD


MUM AND BROTHER

I love you two, but please stop making worms and apples sexual. THE IMAGE WILL NEVER LEAVE MY MIND. I CANNOT UNSEE IT.


PORN?

(Names ommited to tease you all. Also, 'tis only a short extract.)

"Although he was trapped by a complete stranger, B felt only lust for the small yet shokingly strong man before him. S pushed B roughly to his knees, and sat astride him. Their mouths clashed together roughly, and B let out a sharp gasp when S bit down on his lip. B felt the other kiss and bite his neck, his chest, he felt his shirt being torn from his pale torso, he felt the soft lips travel down his body, moaning every time S dug his teeth into B's skin. As S slowly removed B's jeans, B felt drops of blood trickle down his chest from the bite wounds. S's eyes lit up at the sight of the blood, and lapped it up as he grasped B's naked length."

That is all for now. :D I am so mean. Can you guess who B and S are?


RETHINK

I love it. So fucking much. Who ever thought not being selfish would be so rewarding?


SEXY THOUGHTS

I want to fuck Takeru, so baaad. What the hell? I'm gay and he scares me and and and I should be saying ewwww. But damn, he is fiiiine.


COMMENT BITCHES. NOW. ILY ALL.